Wisdom of Confucius

jesushi:

jesushi:

why am i not a banana

im crying it hit 12,000 what is wrong with the internet

jesushi:

jesushi:

why am i not a banana

im crying it hit 12,000 what is wrong with the internet

satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
thatsundaymorning:

feels nice

thatsundaymorning:

feels nice

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thats-so-raven:

The Cheetah Girls - Girl Power

k1mkardashian:

i have a 10 page paper that was assigned to me over a month ago and it’s due in 3 days and i still haven’t started it lol

babybatterwitch:

babybatterwitch:

neopiacentral:

what do you call a cow with a twitch

beef jerky

what do you call a cow that just gave birth

decalfinated 

what do you call a cow with no legs

ground beef


Cans of Not Dr Pepper.

Cans of Not Dr Pepper.

fincher-ed:

Favorite Endings Based on Screenplays —> Toy Story 3

I think this goes without saying that this is one of my favorite movie endings of all time. I’m sorry, Harry Potter movie franchise, but this is the perfect culmination to 11 years of my childhood. I would change nothing about it. Literally nothing.